Babies are Doing a Dangerous YouTube Challenge

It is called the MOGAN Challenge. All over the country, young children are daring each other to watch CJ Morgan’s YouTube videos. Afterwards, their tiny fragile minds are left feeling hopeless and overly cynical of the world around them. Some have even gone on to become alcoholic radio DJs.

Parents, beware! This trend is true because you read about it on a questionable Facebook source (@KLBJ937). Keep your babies away from CJ’s crappy YouTube videos!

Here are a few examples of what to watch out for:

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