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Five Ways to Make Cash Selling Your Body to Science

An easy $70,000 just for selling your nuts!

Let’s face it, money is the key to happiness but the fat cats in Washington won’t give us our equal share. The industry I chose to work in, radio, is particularly brutal about paying their most talented assets a decent wage. Luckily, there are a few easy ways in which we can sell our bodies (without having sex) and get rich quick.

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In college, I was even more broke than I am now and tried to make ends meet using at least three of these methods. Hopefully they will help you make all your coke fueled, Ferrari and Playboy Bunny mansion dreams come true!

Disclaimer: Results and prices may very…we are a radio station and this is a click-bait article so stop contacting us about your selling your balls.

Sell Your Body For Science

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poop
sperm
clinical trial
sleep
Sell A Testacle
plasma
ass
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Sell Your Doo Doo
Selling your poop could save a life and net you $50-$100 per donation. Open Biome collects fecal samples to study and help patients dealing with potentially deadly infections.
 

 

SOURCES: dailybuzzlive.com, IFL Science, Austin Business Journal.

 

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