8 Things To Get Your New Girlfriend On Valentine’s Day

Glamorous girl giving nerdy guy kisses

So, you went ahead and got yourself a girlfriend a few weeks before Valentine’s Day…. Nice one man, you’re pretty much contractually obligated to get her a present now. But what the hell do you get someone when you haven’t even said “I Love You” and the biggest step you’ve taken in your relationship is leaving a toothbrush at her place? Don’t freak out, KLBJ is here to help you out.

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8 Things To Get Your New Girlfriend On Valentine’s Day

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Chocolates placed in the shape of a heart
A teddy bear
A plant
Outkast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
A man smokes weed cannabis a joint and a lighter in his hands.
A picture of concert tickets with text
A white hoodie
yellow condom on white background

  • Chocolates placed in the shape of a heart
  • A teddy bear
  • A plant
  • Outkast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
  • A man smokes weed cannabis a joint and a lighter in his hands.
  • A picture of concert tickets with text
  • A white hoodie
  • yellow condom on white background

Chocolates
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You can never go wrong with a simple box of chocolates. It says you’re kinda boring, but who cares? She’s already dating you!

 

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