According to multiple articles on the Internet, the Dad-Bod is the new thing. That’s right, your father is an America Sex Symbol. Who knew being mildly out of shape and aging was sexy?
Science has known for a long time women with daddy issues are insanely attracted to a certain type (especially those who look like they work and play too hard to make that big volleyball tournament). Now, however, hairy chest, beer guts, and black socks trigger all people.
This is excellent news for yours truly. My lust for IPA’s, lack of a razor and utter laziness have crafted the perfect Dad Bod. Move over Brad Pitt! CJ Morgan is in the house.
TRIGGER WARNING: DO NOT LOOK WHEN OFF BIRTH CONTROL