Tech Fans Blame Ted Cruz For Loss

Did Ted Cruz curse Texas Tech by Tweeting during the Red Raiders NCAA Mens Championship Game against Virginia? Tech went up near the end of the back-and-forth match when the Senator decided to Tweet: 35 seconds. ONE point LEAD. GO RED RAIDERS!!! #1 Defense. Spoiler alert: They went on to lose in overtime. Perhaps it is not Ted’s fault, but the all premature “celebrating” that went on in Lubbock last weekend.

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35 seconds. ONE point LEAD. GO RED RAIDERS!!! #1 Defense. pic.twitter.com/S5XBefCsk1

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) April 9, 2019

Perhaps it is not Ted’s fault, but the all premature “celebrating” that went on in Lubbock last weekend.

Texas Tech fans are going CRAZY after earning a spot in the men’s national championship basketball game. pic.twitter.com/VckBrkA6sI

— Max Hengst (@MaxHengstDT) April 7, 2019

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