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How to Get Laid (in One Simple Step)

Staff October 8, 2020

Our life’s purpose forever changed the very moment chemistry and biology (my favorite seventh grade classes) took over. We, as men, began to fixate on the primary focus: getting laid, or the pursuit thereof. That’s right. Men are

Happy National Drink Beer Day

CJ Morgan September 28, 2020

Happy National Drink Beer Day! Celebrate by drinking a beer or trying to drink s few the Stone Cold Steve Austin way! Here is a throwback clip of him teaching Conan and Andy how to do it.

School to Name Tittypussy Mascot

CJ Morgan September 23, 2020

Some genius trolled a school wide discussion on renaming the Saddleback College mascot. His idea? TittyPussy

Dune Trailer

CJ Morgan September 9, 2020

The first trailer for the new Dune movie is out and boy howdy is it a doozy. Dune boasts a star filled cast including Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, and Jason Momoa. Here is to hoping this film does

Trump Enthusiast Losses Boat in Lake Travis

CJ Morgan September 9, 2020

A Trump and boating enthusiast recounts his heroic tale of surviving the Battle of Lake Travis.

Death Diving

CJ Morgan September 3, 2020

Holy schnikes there is such a thing as Death Diving, aka a belly flop high dive contest. Hopefully ESPN The Ocho returns to cover this special event. View this post on Instagram Death diving is real and