Austin Woman Makes Six Figures as a Dog on OnlyFans

We first discovered this garbage article (from years ago) repurposed by Business Insider on Dudley & Bob + Matt. Since our reading it has been stolen for clicks so why not steal it for ourselves, fck you

We totally didn’t watch this for the sweater. Not at all.   Photo credit: YouTube/Toyah

Metal fan and comedian Brian Posehn is not a fan of new music. At all. Check out his new music video (and our interview with him below). New Video for “New Music Sucks” off of Grandpa Metal

Quarantine has certainly left a lot of us bored. Kevin Bacon decided to take to his guitar and perform Radiohead’s Creep for his pet goats. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Kevin Bacon (@kevinbacon)

Elon Musk has announced he is moving to Austin joing his friend, Joe Rogan. Please argue about Californians moving here and how the city was better when Stevie played on top of a pallet fire at the