The greatest tight end in Cowboys history is set to return to the field! Jason Witten announced today that he plans to end his commentating stint with ESPN’s Monday Night Football and return to the Dallas Cowboys.
According to ESPN, Witten (who is returning less than a year after retiring) will receive a one-year deal worth about $3.5 million.
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