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Size DOES matter. Which is why today's list is about the biggest wieners in America. This Condom maker broke down penis size by state, city. How does Austin measure up? Well, we didn’t make the list… but those tiny peckers from Dallas did. Condomania began marketing TheyFit...
Ever hired someone to paint your address? Need to spice up your curb appeal? The Street Artist might be able to help.
As park of KLBJ's commitment to serve the community, I'm introducing a new segment. Jesse Wayne from the Parks Department will start calling in weekly to give us a report about Austin's great outdoor spots. Hiking the Austin Trails Jesse Wayne has a special trail he wants you to...
Do you ever find yourself wrapped up in pointless arguments with people you really do not even know? That rarely happens in real life but on the Internet (especially social media) it seems to be a daily occurrence. I’ve had my fair share of e-battles and finally learned, you can...
Astro is a one-year old Dachshund with a malformed lower jaw. He is completely fine yet a breeder decided to have him euthanized because he was not AKC “worthy”. That’s when the Central Texas Dachshund Rescue stepped in and saved him. Within a few weeks he was adopted but as...
Here's an amazing experiment to see the differences between masculine beauty "ideals": 32-year-old radioman CJ Morgan had his picture photoshopped by artists from 25 different areas. He told them to “paint me like one of your French girls” according to their standards. Jamaica...
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Daniel tells the gang about the time he tried to make fried chicken. It didn't go so well. Listen to the full episode here (pic via Adam Wolf )
Can you guess which photos are pictures of legs and which ones are just hotdogs? Facebook or Tweet me your pictures and I'll post them here!