Alex Jones Loses His Shit, Gets Kicked Out of Lucy's in Austin
Mar. 25, 2019
While his sometimes friend Joe Rogan was entertaining fans at Cap City Comedy Club, Alex Jones (who is actually banned from the club) was out arguing with diners at Lucy's. Jones claims it was a group of leftists harassing him who then deceptively edited the video. Witnesses claim Jones can't handle being made fun of and lost it.
20 Ways Weed Can Actually Kill You
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You mistake your novelty pistol pipe for an actual gun.
While wearing headphones and smoking a blunt, you loudly start rapping along with DMX lyrics and accidentally threaten everyone you pass.
Marijuana is the name of an escaped circus bear that mauls you on the way to work.
While at a party, you partake in the mary jane and end up forgetting to wear a condom. You later contract syphilis and take your own life.
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You slip on a baggie of green and fall off a cliff
Someone almost busts you smoking so you toss out the joint and set your house on fire.
It wasn’t even weed in the first place, it was crack... you just didn’t notice because you were too high on crack.
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Field of Dreams
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