20 Ways Weed Can Actually Kill You

420 KLBJ Austin

Did you know your parents and the government are right? Marijuana can actually kill you! One puff of that skunky dank stuff and your life could be over forever. We’ve compiled a list of ways that weed could end your existence. Before you go out and hit the oily dabs for 4/20, read over this cautionary list or this day might be your last.

Here are some of the ways:

20 Ways Weed Can Actually Kill You

  • a bale of weed falls on you and crushes you

  • marijuana is an escaped circus bear that mauls you

  • instead of selling weed, you smoke it all and owe the cartel a lot of money

  • you wander off into a weed field and get lost, eventually dying of exposure

  • swerving to miss a bag of green in the road, you fall off a bridge

  • you leave the gas lit and spark one up exploding in a fire ball

  • while rolling a joint you get a paper cut and bad infection

  • you set a weed field on fire

  • you get an std from a weed orgy

  • you make a pipe out of a gun and accidentally shoot yourself

  • A weed truck crashes into your car

  • while hiking, you spark a doob and don't see the cliff ahead

  • you accidentally smoke ice not weed

  • you eat a bag of green and choke

  • i forgot what this was... something to do with jars?

  • forgot this one too

 

  • You eat a handful and choke on it.
  • A bale of weed falls on your head, crushing your skull.
  • You slip on a baggie of green and fall off a cliff
  • A semi-truck full of weed veers off the highway and crashes into your bedroom.
  • You go to light a bowl in a room filled with leaking natural gas.
  • You steal $1.5 million worth of pot from a cartel.
  • Marijuana is the name of an escaped circus bear that mauls you on the way to work.

 

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