Advertisement

CJ's Blog

Blog > CJ's Blog > Chest Hair, Dad Bods Scientifically Declared Sexy

Chest Hair, Dad Bods Scientifically Declared Sexy

We've Found the Perfect Representative for the Internet's Hottest New Fad

Screw the ESPN Body Issues. According to multiple articles on the Internet, the Dad-Bod is the new thing. That’s right, your father is America’s Sex SymbolWho knew being mildly out of shape and aging was sexy?

FOLLOW @theCJMorgan | LISTEN 7p-12m | MORE klbjfm.com

Science has known for a long time women with daddy issues are insanely attracted to a certain type of man. Especially those who look like they work and play too hard to make that big volleyball tournament.

Hairy chest, beer guts, muffin tops, no biceps and black socks now trigger that same thing in all women. 

This is excellent news for yours truly. My lust for IPA’s, lack of a razor and utter laziness have crafted the perfect Dad-Bod.

Move over Brad Pitt! CJ Morgan is in the house.

TRIGGER WARNING: DO NOT LOOK WHEN OFF BIRTH CONTROL

Dad Bods Scientifically Sexy

1 of 16
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
  • CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod
CJ's Scientifically Sexy Dad Bod...
Photo by: 
Laundry Taylor

This Internet needs an enema. There is a lot of garbage on social media and it’s time to clean it up...
It's that cold time of year when I really begin to hate my co-workers, the building, and my job. Everyone else is...
Tis the season for lists! Every half-assed radio station blogger this side of the Mississippi is busy cranking out...
Thanks to social media sights like Facebook, YouTube, and Instagram; idiots everywhere feel as though they have a...
Austin is a hotbed for jobs and many people are on the move. Since I work in a dying industry, I’ve decided to...