Dos Donts Costume
Oct. 12, 2015
Dos Donts Costume
DO: Be Creative and Go Over the Top
Spend a lot of time creating a unique costume because this is a show that likes to award hard work and originality.
DO NOT: Go as A Group
Groups never seem to win anything other than high-fives. Maybe if you went as the entire cast of the show?
DO: Make fun of Daniel Gallo
Because it's hilarious and he will get mad
DO NOT: Go as Superheroes
Dale has already said he hates sci-fi, Star Wars and generally does not get any comic/super hero related costumes.
DO: Use Paint and Cock Block
Paint your entire body and stand next to the other best costume all night to essentially cock-block them
DO NOT: Be a Basic Bitch
We get it. You are a slutty nurse with fake boobs.
DO: Make it show related.
The gang loves this because it feeds their egos. Just hope you're the only "baby monkey riding on a pig" at the party.
DO NOT: Be Creative and Go Over the Top
Avoid spending a lot of time creating a unique costume because we probably won’t get it or notice.
DO NOT: Pay For It
Buying an expensive, unoriginal costume will not get you very far.
DO NOT: Be the “professional costume contest attendee.”
You will probably win but everyone will hate you.
DO: Make Out
SERIOUSLY: Make Out
These ladies essentially won $500 last year because they made out.
DO NOT: Wear Tired, Old Costumes
Every year we see the same 10 costumes and one of them is Captain Jack Sparrow.
DO: Rock On
We are a classic rock station, after all.
DO NOT: Support the Wrong Beer Sponsor
This year we are brought to you by Dos Equis so don't show up in sone other beer's costume!
DO: Use Detailed Show References
Show references will get you far, but making yourself a fridge filled with old food to jab at a cast member will set you apart.
DO NOT: Make fun of Daniel
Because everyone else will be doing it...
DO: Support the Station
Again, our egos need to be stroked and we are the judges.
DO: Be Sexy and Use Paint
We are mainly dudes (and pervs).