Valentines Schmalentines. Do you have plans for the big day? Do you and your partner celebrate? Dale thinks no matter what, he's going to fail this year. 

*Vince Young needed $300,000 for a party

*Is Austin Segregated?

*Wheel of Gold: The worst remote ever

*Is Diane Sawyer Drunk again?

 *HEAD TO HEAD: The ROMANCE edition.... and very likely the FINAL edition. 

This 16 year old ESSEX blonde has a higher IQ than Einstein! 

*More NUGE

*IKEA products that don't quite translate...

*Dirty at 30: Booty Warrior