*The guys all had eventful weekends! Bobs kids got in trouble on the bus, Dale started drinking again. Chaos has officially ensued,

*LAPD shoots 4 people for people... for nothing?

*Fox bit off 4 week year old's finger while it was sleeping!

*The Pope is calling it quits at the end of the month... which means it COULD be the end of times.

*Pastor apologizes for praying alongside Muslims.

*Laura Stude, the inventor of the Strap and Crap was in for People in the Neighborhood. Can you imagine being able to poo outside without making a mess? Donate to her Indie-go go campaign and help make this a reality!

*Can the plastic bag ban kill people? My grandma seemed to be extremely worried about this way before it was in the news.

*Thanks to Scrappy Jud Newcomb for coming in this morning with Jon Nelson! You can catch them every Monday at Strange Brew (Austin Coffee) every Monday.