*We found out this morning that Daniel has been stealing his insprirational and deep tweets from Maya Angelou.

*Applebees is being hammered on Social Media after firing the waitress who posted a reciept with someone's name on it online. Do you think she should have been fired? Is Applebees in the right?

*Men. The less housework you do, the more you get laid. I don't think I believe this.

BUILD A BIT: THE DEPRESSION SHUFFLE

What was the most depressing moment of your life?

GOD SQUAD:

Archbishop compares gay marriage to Male breastfeeding. Really?

*Churches to sign a historic Baptism agreement in Austin.

These are the idiots we collect...

*Thanks to Bobby Lee for coming in the studio and entertaining us this morning! He'll be at Cap City Comedy Club this weekend. For more information, visit their website!