We hope everyone had a wonderful Holiday weekend!! We're back LIVE this morning, and glad to be here!

*Did you go shopping on Black Friday? Here are some excellent reasons not to, ever ever again.

*Mark Dice bullhorned shoppers on Black Friday. We think this is kind of amazing. 

*The internet got their way... Lindsey Stone was fired for the disrespectful picture at Arlington National Cemetery.

*Our Dale Dudley is growing up. He shared with us a well-written apology to a woman who he offended 17 years ago. Bravo Dale Dudley. We all do things we regret. It's lucky when we get the chance to offer an olive branch!

*Dale watched Prometheus over the weekend, not knowing it was part of the Alien franchise and enjoyed it! Since I take any opportunity for a plug, enjoy this Moosestache sketch about the film experience!

Carissa at F1... thanks to Moth to Flame for the F1 opportunity!

*A clown died at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Sad Clown.

This anchor said she could lose weight if she went on food stamps... Offensive.