*Facebook now has couples pages, Would any of you join them?

*Wesboro is picketing at F1 this weekend, and we have them on God Squad tomorrow!

*You can now email your family after you die.

*Bob canceled his trip to go see Bruce Springsteen this weekend in Kansas City. It may have had something to do with the fact that we busted his balls about how bad traffic is going to be on the way to the airport.

*Perry is an idiot. And yes we were right about Drug Testing.

*We're sorry Terry Schiavo.

*Blind drunk guy trying to go down an escalator. No one thought this was funny.