12 secret SXSW Parties YOU MUST RSVP to
3/12/2014 8:31:00 AM
SXSW isn’t all about wristbands, badges and lines. In fact, the biggest craze is the pre-SXSW day parties! It is never a simple task to find a good party, RSVP and get in. Luckily, I’ve been around the block and found the ten absolute best SXSW day parties that YOU MUST attended! Forget all else, this IS where IT is AT. Be sure to follow me on twitter during SXSW for more great tips: @theCJMorgan.
1) Get in the Official SXSW RSVP Line
The line has already begun to form and now is your chance to get in it! RSVP by clicking this LINK and your spot to get in line will be saved. Here are some pictures from last year’s awesome line!
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10 Reasons Why Older Guys SHOULD Go to EDM Shows
3/10/2014 7:58:00 PM
I get a lot of flak for attending EDM (electronic dance music) shows like Girl Talk (who happens to be performing in Austin tonight). I don’t see why. In fact, these types of concerts are perfect for a guy like me! Here are ten reasons why it’s a great idea for a sinlge guy in his 30's to go to dance shows.
10. It’s all hit music. No need to go see bands perform stupid songs you don’t know. No need to hold out on going to the bathroom or getting a beer because you might miss your favorite song. No fake leaving and coming back for an encore. Just a laptop pumping out hits on a finely tuned playlist.
9. It’s perfectly normal to wear those neon tank tops and pajama pants your aunt bought you for Christmas.
8. All the chicks are wearing bikinis, furry boots and bear ...
Hipster, Hobo or in a Band?
3/8/2014 11:33:00 AM
It's everyone's favorite SXSW game! Is this person a Hipster, Hobo or in a Band?
For dozens more pictures from SXSW past, click here. As always, I encourage you to submit your pictures via Twitter: @theCJMorgan.
All Hail the Caesar! But is he the ruler of Hipsters, Hobos or Bands? (answer below)
ANSWER: Hobo. The table cloth toga and ripped shorts should give this one away.
Hobos don't have iPhones, so Band or Hipster?
ANSWER: It's my friend Sorne from the band SORNE.
Tough call... he's dirty, asleep, with a cigarette and inside the convention center.
ANSWER: Just a Hobo taking a nap.
Facial hair says hipster, sweater says homeless but the badge says "artists". tough call...
ANSWER: Hipster. Hobos don't have SXSW badges and bands don't wait in line.
This could go either way... I'm leaning towards band.
ANSWER: Hipster. The Box Car Willy look is very "in".
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Thank You Yoga Pants
3/7/2014 10:11:00 PM
Yoga pants are not just practical exercise wear but also very fashionable amongst women. Every day that we exist in a world where Yoga Pants are trendy is a great day. They are so distracting, in fact, that a lot of local schools and business have banned them.
3/6/2014 7:24:00 PM
Was math discovered or invented? In our existence exists questions that have always had an answer that does not exist. These unattainable conundrums, must be pondered over the collective ether. Join me, CJ Morgan, for unanswerable questions. Tune in an call with your own UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS. 512.973.8300
-Why is it called a TV set when there's only one.
-What are those squiggly things in your eyes?
-Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
-If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
-How can you hear yourself think?
-If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
-If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?