My New Line of Men's Costumes
10/31/2013 10:07:00 AM
Halloween is a great excuse for many women to wear lingerie and other sexy outfits in public. The “slutty” costume has become a staple of October 31st festivities. Drones of beautiful women flock downtown in the skimpiest clothes while men are left to tape cardboard, cat fur and wigs to their bodies.
Not anymore! I would like to introduce my new line of Men’s Slutty Halloween Costumes. NSFW
Robbing from the bitch and giving it to the whore
Working it on Ballstreet
Say hello to my average-sized friend!
Slutty James Franco in 127 Hours
Can you see my bone?
Founding Father Issues
Give me liberty or give me a spanking
You’re getting a D in this course
Pitches, catches and swings both ways
Laying pipe and sealing it with caulk