Spoiler of all Spoiler Alerts
Posted 10/3/2013 11:30:00 AM

I am sick of being spoilers, bitching about spoilers and alerting me as to the presence of spoilers. It's time I spoil all the fun with my list of Spoiler of all Spoiler Alerts.

-Unbreakable: Samuel L. Jackson caused the train wreck

-Soylent Green is People?

-Planet of the Apes: IT WAS EARTH all along

-Se7en: What's in the box? It's your Wife's Head!!!!!

-Game of Thrones: Ned Stark dies, Robb dies, EVERYONE DIES

-Fight Club: Edward Norton IS Brad Pitt. He has multiple personalities

-The Usual Suspects: The Cripple was Keyser Söze the whole time! 

-Star Wars: Darth Vader is Luke’s father! We didn’t see that happening

-Dallas: Kristin Shepard shot J.R.

-Harry Potter: Snape kills Dumbledore

-Citizen Kane: Rosebud was a sled

-Breaking Bad: Walt

Posted By: CJ  
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