No More Twinkies?
Posted 11/16/2012 10:40:00 AM

Twinkies, the only known item which can survive a nuclear holocaust, are in danger of disappearing. Hostess, the makers of Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Wonder Bread, is going out of business after striking workers failed to heed a Thursday deadline to return to work.

“We deeply regret the necessity of today’s decision, but we do not have the financial resources to weather an extended nationwide strike,” -CEO Gregory F. Rayburn

It is my opinion that this is a huge government conspiracy. The new world order knows the apocalypse is coming and they are attempting to eradicate the only food source we’ll have. Hostess is to big to fail! They go, we all go!

 

What else do we stand to lose?

Twinkies

The golden glow of Twinkies will be extinguished forever.
 
Ding Dongs will be a thing of the past.
Fruit Pies
You'll have to go back to eating awkward, enormous Fruit Pies instead of tiny ones.
 

Sno Balls
Sno Balls? Ancient History.
You'll never bite into another Zinger.
No more Ho Hos!
Mini Muffins
Big fan of Mini Muffins? Too bad.
The elusive Chocodile will finally go extinct.
Cupcake
Come on, let's face it: If you know you'll never eat another Cupcake, what is there to get out of bed for?
 
Posted By: CJ  
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