Hipster, Hobo or in a Band?
3/8/2014 11:33:00 AM
It's everyone's favorite SXSW game! Is this person a Hipster, Hobo or in a Band?
For dozens more pictures from SXSW past, click here. As always, I encourage you to submit your pictures via Twitter: @theCJMorgan.
All Hail the Caesar! But is he the ruler of Hipsters, Hobos or Bands? (answer below)
ANSWER: Hobo. The table cloth toga and ripped shorts should give this one away.
Hobos don't have iPhones, so Band or Hipster?
ANSWER: It's my friend Sorne from the band SORNE.
Tough call... he's dirty, asleep, with a cigarette and inside the convention center.
ANSWER: Just a Hobo taking a nap.
Facial hair says hipster, sweater says homeless but the badge says "artists". tough call...
ANSWER: Hipster. Hobos don't have SXSW badges and bands don't wait in line.
This could go either way... I'm leaning towards band.
ANSWER: Hipster. The Box Car Willy look is very "in".
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Thank You Yoga Pants
3/7/2014 10:11:00 PM
Yoga pants are not just practical exercise wear but also very fashionable amongst women. Every day that we exist in a world where Yoga Pants are trendy is a great day. They are so distracting, in fact, that a lot of local schools and business have banned them.
Check out these fine pairs of leggings then watch the hilarious prank video below.
3/6/2014 7:24:00 PM
Was math discovered or invented? In our existence exists questions that have always had an answer that does not exist. These unattainable conundrums, must be pondered over the collective ether. Join me, CJ Morgan, for unanswerable questions. Tune in an call with your own UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS. 512.973.8300
-Why is it called a TV set when there's only one.
-What are those squiggly things in your eyes?
-Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
-If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
-How can you hear yourself think?
-If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
-If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
3/6/2014 6:02:00 PM
If there is one art form I am familiar with, it’s dick doodles. Since I was a young boy, I have been fascinated with capturing my pecker with pen and ink. I made a joke about this on air and since then, listeners have begun giving me their drawings whenever I go out. Feel free to contribute your own if you see me or mail them to
8309 N IH 35,
Austin, TX 78753
c/o CJ’s Dick Doodles
And yes, these made the fridge
Also, I found this video online. A man drew a different dick doodle for his wife everyday. She’s so luck.
12 secret SXSW Parties YOU MUST RSVP to
3/6/2014 3:31:00 PM
SXSW isn’t all about wristbands, badges and lines. In fact, the biggest craze is the pre-SXSW day parties! It is never a simple task to find a good party, RSVP and get in. Luckily, I’ve been around the block and found the ten absolute best SXSW day parties that YOU MUST attended! Forget all else, this IS where IT is AT. Be sure to follow me on twitter during SXSW for more great tips: @theCJMorgan.
1) Get in the Official SXSW RSVP Line
The line has already begun to form and now is your chance to get in it! RSVP by clicking this LINK and your spot to get in line will be saved. Here are some pictures from last year’s awesome line!
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