How to Whip Yourself in the Nuts
Feb. 16, 2017
If at first you almost whip yourself in the face, try try again!
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Ways Weed Can Kill You
A bale of weed falls on your head, crushing your skull.
You eat a handful of grass and choke on it.
Death by Theft
You "borrow" $1.5 million worth of pot from a cartel.
You slip on a baggie of green and fall off a cliff
You go to light a bowl in a room filled with leaking natural gas.
Stoned, you wander off into the desert and forget sunscreen. While walking you stub your toe on a rock which starts to bleed and eventually becomes an infection. Untreated, you die from gangrene.
A semi-truck full of pot veers off the highway and crashes into your bedroom.
Marijuana is the name of an escaped circus bear that mauls you on the way to work.
Lost in a Field
You discover a pot field, decide to never leave and eventually succumb to the elements.
You get really high and tell an open carry advocate that he’s a pussy. Smelling the marijuana and feeling insulted by a dirty hippy, he shoots you.
You attempt to smuggle an entire jar of green in your rectum, which then breaks mid flight and you bleed to death.
Instead of marijuana butter, your mom sweetens your morning coffee with some really shitty ecstasy.
While wearing headphones and smoking a blunt, you loudly start rapping along with DMX lyrics and accidentally threaten everyone you pass.
While at a party, you partake in the mary jane and end up forgetting to wear a condom. You later contract syphilis and take your own life.
You mistake your novelty pistol pipe for an actual gun.
Someone almost busts you smoking so you toss out the joint and set your house on fire.
You become this guy so you have no identity and die inside.
You smoke out of used glass, get addicted to crack, and slowly dwindle away.