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We're All Douche Bags (Except Corey and Eric)

Pictured: Corey Glover and Eric McFadden.

 

*We'll explain why everyone on the show is a douchebag below, but we wanna clarify that Corey Glover and Eric McFadden aren't douchebags. They're awesome. And they're playing the Jimi Hendrix Tribute Show tonight at the Gypsy Lounge. $15 and doors at 8PM. Corey Glover (as you may already know) is the lead singer of Living Colour. Eric McFadden is a wonderful guitarist and plays for P-Funk. Check 'em out tonight!

 

*Here's an article to argue with Bob over: The 10 Biggest Classic Rock Douchbags. However, we feel like the point of this article wasn't to actually discuss anything, but to just piss people off and have an excuse to use a bunch of big fancy words. Such as " chronic dullard whose turgid output steadily degenerated" and "gutless, drug-addled brand of candyass jamming." Most importantly, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN was named number 5. The author, Johnny Whiteside, said Bruce is "the most clichéd, meathead masculinity with a pathetic drizzle of Woody Guthrie-damaged, nakedly opportunistic 'social conscience.'" According to this whole article, we must be douchebags for liking some of these douchebags.

 

*Speaking of calling names, Kirk Minihane called Erin Andrews the b-word.

 

 

*Speculation over what happened to the Malaysian airplane is centered around the possibility that it was shot down by a missile. Who's missile, we don't know. But photos of the wreckage have been floating around. It would mean that 298 people are dead. For the record, this isn't the missing Malaysian airplane from a few weeks ago. This is a different one.

 

*Journalistic integrity right here.

 

 

*We should all invest in tattoo removal. It's up by 440% in the past decade.

 

*This football player punched a girl so hard that her broke her face. But he's been cleared of all charges by the grand jury. Did we mention that he was a Texas Tech football player? Yep. It's NIgel Bethel II.

 

*Watch out for snakes! Someone else's dog was bit by a rattlesnake, too, and they suspect a den by this apartment complex.

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