Dudley and Bob
We're All Douche Bags (Except Corey and Eric)
Pictured: Corey Glover and Eric McFadden.
*We'll explain why everyone on the show is a douchebag below, but we wanna clarify that Corey Glover and Eric McFadden aren't douchebags. They're awesome. And they're playing the Jimi Hendrix Tribute Show tonight at the Gypsy Lounge. $15 and doors at 8PM. Corey Glover (as you may already know) is the lead singer of Living Colour. Eric McFadden is a wonderful guitarist and plays for P-Funk. Check 'em out tonight!
*Here's an article to argue with Bob over: The 10 Biggest Classic Rock Douchbags. However, we feel like the point of this article wasn't to actually discuss anything, but to just piss people off and have an excuse to use a bunch of big fancy words. Such as " chronic dullard whose turgid output steadily degenerated" and "gutless, drug-addled brand of candyass jamming." Most importantly, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN was named number 5. The author, Johnny Whiteside, said Bruce is "the most clichéd, meathead masculinity with a pathetic drizzle of Woody Guthrie-damaged, nakedly opportunistic 'social conscience.'" According to this whole article, we must be douchebags for liking some of these douchebags.
*Speaking of calling names, Kirk Minihane called Erin Andrews the b-word.
Dennis and Callahan Morning Show cohost Kirk Minihane had some words for Erin Andrews Wednesday morning following her conversation with Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright during last night's All Star Game, in which the ballplayer clarified that he did not, in fact, throw retiring Yankees star Derek "Michael" Jeter easy pitches.
Andrews finished by saying "Don't you love social media?" alluding to the rabid criticism of Wainwright festering in this sewer we all call home. "No, I don't," Wainwright replied.
So, we done here?
"What a bitch! I hate her! What a gutless bitch! Seriously, go away. Drop dead. I mean, seriously what the hell is wrong with her? First of all, follow-up. Second of all, the guy admitted he did it. He admitted it. He told reporters he threw a couple of pipe bombs. How is that social media's fault? I hate her. I seriously hate her so much. Social media is the reason she has a big house! Shut up. Shut up. I shouldn't call her a bitch, I'm sure she's a nice person."
"She's probably a bitch," one of the other hosts added.
The boys went on to call Andrews a "bubblehead" and a "bimbo."
As always, the best part came when the guy who just said something stupid and awful began to realize what he'd done. "I'm gonna get in trouble for this," Minihane said under his breath. No kidding.
*Speculation over what happened to the Malaysian airplane is centered around the possibility that it was shot down by a missile. Who's missile, we don't know. But photos of the wreckage have been floating around. It would mean that 298 people are dead. For the record, this isn't the missing Malaysian airplane from a few weeks ago. This is a different one.
*Journalistic integrity right here.
July 17, 2014 MSNBC News http://MOXNews.com
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*We should all invest in tattoo removal. It's up by 440% in the past decade.
*This football player punched a girl so hard that her broke her face. But he's been cleared of all charges by the grand jury. Did we mention that he was a Texas Tech football player? Yep. It's NIgel Bethel II.
*Watch out for snakes! Someone else's dog was bit by a rattlesnake, too, and they suspect a den by this apartment complex.