Dudley and Bob
Strap-On Milk Stool
Pictured above: Not Nicole using a strap-on stool because Nicole refuses to wear one.
*Daniel wants to get a "strap-on milk stool" for Nicole because she "takes up too much space in the office." IS HE CALLING ME FAT?
*Comedian Chad Daniels was the guest star for today's Head-to-Head. Since Dale wasn't here, we assumed it wouldn't go to absolute sh*t like it usually does. It was actually smooth-sailing. That's the season finale of Head-to-Head for now. Chad will be at Cap City Comedy this weekend! Go check him out. He does cool stuff like play Head-to-Head with us and wears our random gorilla mask.
*A couple of NFL announcers say that they may not use the word "Redskins" to refer to the Washington team due to the controversy and racist nature surrounding the name.
*Map Porn: The real value of $100 across the 50 states.
*Apparently Jerry Seinfeld was rude to woman for almost crashing into his half-million-dollar car. Granted, it's a half-million-dollar car, so I imagine anyone would be rude if somebody almost dented it.
*Bill Burr on the Ice Bucket Challenge: