Dudley and Bob
*We Be Trolling: We had a smoothie guru call in to the show to talk about healthy crap or something. We had to work in sexual references for every smoothie mention. And Bob called them slurpies the whole time. It was great. If you really do want smoothers, go to My Kitchen Shrink.
* News flash: Matthew McConaughey likes fanny packs. Enough said.
*Outrage: Wendy's had a commercial urging people to go get a burger during the opening act of a show. But this Facebook post from Thoughts in Order Promotion (based in Austin) demanding that Wendy's apologize and donate money to a music-based charity because they're promoting anti-giving-a-sh*t-about-music or something.
*Worst start to a NASCAR race ever. It's "STAAAAAAART YOUUUUUUURRRR EEEENGIIIIIINES." Not "startyourengineshehe."
*We like THIS Ice Bucket Challenge. (Donate to the ALS Association here.)
*This guy had sex with 100 women...at a morgue...dead woman...