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CJ Morgan in Three Years

"Give me KLBJ or give me death." - CJ Morgan

 

*For the World Cup game yesterday, CJ dressed up as a colonial American to show his soccer pride. However, he also walked around in his ruffle shirt and wig right next to a VERY important meeting that Dale and our boss Tom Slick were having. As a result, Dale thinks that this is going to be CJ in the future:

 

*We continued to debate what the Song of the Summer is. Sterogum is asking for you to vote on it. Or you could talk to Time. Or you could just tell us, because obviously we're waaaaaaaaay more important.

 

*An Austinite wrote in article in Vice about why Austin is "the worst place ever." It's just another one of those click-bait articles, but between the pretentiousness of the article and the indignation of the comments it's pretty hilarious.

 

*LET'S KEEP THIS TREND GOING!!! Bridesmaids are showing off their butts in the wedding photos?? Sign us up. But then again, Matt pointed out that most people don't look like these lovely ladies. FOR ALL THE BUTT PHOTOS (including the NSFW one), check out the Babes blog.

 

*Dale elects this woman for the award of Worst Woman in the World. Don't like our nomination? Call our program director. WHY IS GROOVING A FIRING ???

 

*Daniel throws away fleshlights after he uses them only once. It's partially shame and partially germ-o-phobia. But he's also an avid porn connoisseur. We wonder if he would be interested in....this?

 

*Want a treehouse? Get a permit!

 

*GO SEE BIG JAY OAKERSON THIS WEEKEND! He was a guest this morning. Find out more about the Legion of Skanks here.

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