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CJ Morgan in Three Years

"Give me KLBJ or give me death." - CJ Morgan


*For the World Cup game yesterday, CJ dressed up as a colonial American to show his soccer pride. However, he also walked around in his ruffle shirt and wig right next to a VERY important meeting that Dale and our boss Tom Slick were having. As a result, Dale thinks that this is going to be CJ in the future:


Most people would just mock this guy, but his perspective is kind of cool.

Some Profound Words From An Insane Man
Some Profound Words From An Insane Man
Some Profound Words From An Insane Man
Some Profound Words From An Insane Man
Some Profound Words From An Insane Man
Some Profound Words From An Insane Man
Some Profound Words From An Insane Man
Some Profound Words From An Insane Man
Some Profound Words From An Insane Man


*We continued to debate what the Song of the Summer is. Sterogum is asking for you to vote on it. Or you could talk to Time. Or you could just tell us, because obviously we're waaaaaaaaay more important.


*An Austinite wrote in article in Vice about why Austin is "the worst place ever." It's just another one of those click-bait articles, but between the pretentiousness of the article and the indignation of the comments it's pretty hilarious.


*LET'S KEEP THIS TREND GOING!!! Bridesmaids are showing off their butts in the wedding photos?? Sign us up. But then again, Matt pointed out that most people don't look like these lovely ladies. FOR ALL THE BUTT PHOTOS (including the NSFW one), check out the Babes blog.


*Dale elects this woman for the award of Worst Woman in the World. Don't like our nomination? Call our program director. WHY IS GROOVING A FIRING ???


Dance like no one is watching.

It's a popular term you may have heard, but for one Chattanooga Park Ranger, his freedom of expression cost him his job.

Deryl Nelson was fired after his supervisors saw video of him dancing on the job at Coolidge Park.

"I thought it was pretty funny actually. I don't think he should have gotten fired for it," said resident Lonnie Stinnett.

This video has become the talk of the town. NewsChannel 9 spoke with the woman, Melissa Parsons, who originally posted the video.

"As a parent and seeing all the parents that were covering their kids eyes and turning their heads away, it wasn't something you would expect to see in Coolidge Park or anywhere from a grown man, especially a man in uniform," said Parsons.

Parsons says when she saw Nelson start dancing, she pulled out her cell phone and caught it on video.

"He went all the way to the ground, he came back up from the ground, he was grabbing areas that you would see on a rated R movie," said Parsons.

Her video caught the attention of Nelson's employer who later terminated him for what the city calls, "conduct unbecoming a public employee".

We showed the video to some people on the street. Many said it is much ado about nothing and Nelson shouldn't have been fired.

"I think things may have gone a little bit too far. I think each incident has to be evaluated in it's own accord. You have to look into the person's background, their job performance," said Katherine Milling.

"I don't think he did anything that would make me cover my kid's eyes. He was just dancing. You see worse than that in television," said Stinnett.

NewsChannel 9 reviewed Nelson's background from the City of Chattanooga.
Records show in 2013, Nelson was suspended for five days for,
"addressing inappropriate remarks to a co-worker".

NewsChannel9 reached out to Nelson to get his side of the story but he declined to do an on-camera interview.

Parsons says something needed to be done, whether it be fire him or reprimand him, but it was at the city's discretion to do so.

CLICK HERE to see the raw video.

By Alyssa Spirato


*Daniel throws away fleshlights after he uses them only once. It's partially shame and partially germ-o-phobia. But he's also an avid porn connoisseur. We wonder if he would be interested in....this?


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*Want a treehouse? Get a permit!


*GO SEE BIG JAY OAKERSON THIS WEEKEND! He was a guest this morning. Find out more about the Legion of Skanks here.

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