Dudley and Bob
Carissa in the Captain's Chair
Pictured above: Carissa being a boss.
*Carissa got to run the board for a bit when Dale stepped out for today's Head-to-Head.
*Someone donated a human skull to a Goodwill in Austin and police are trying to figure out why...and who did it...and whether or not it's a recently dead human or what. Since a lot of you are asking, it's NOT Dale's human skull (which was a former medical tool).
*"How not to react when your child tells you that he's gay." Just a reminder that we should all challenge our own beliefs, not just the beliefs of others. Sorry that this happened to you, young man. WARNING: NSFW.
*This is why 9-year-olds shouldn't be shooting Uzis. Do you think there should be an age minimum for firing high-power automatic weapons?
*Gender-neutral bathrooms in Austin? The City Council is thinking about it.
*Speaking of theories, here's one saying that robots may kill all humans out of kindness. If they got smart enough to figure out how.
*Just another great United flight. Two passengers were arrested because they got into a fight mid-flight over a "knee-bender"...thingee...