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What Else Could Tim Howard Have Saved?

America's Secretary of Defense goes on loan to save the World

16-2.

That’s the saves to goal ratio from Tim Howard’s performance at yesterday’s World Cup match against Belgium. For much of the day, the Red Devil artillery fired mercilessly at the American defense. Yet, at the half, the match was still a draw. Their mortars closed in lay siege on the Yank’s net until finally two shells broke through the walls.

Any other keeper might have collapsed under such overwhelming pressure but throughout the match, Howard stood strong.

It leaves us many of us wondering, “What else could Tim have saved?

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