Texas Issues License for Medical Marijuana
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Don't get excited yet, hippies - it’s just for a rare form of epilepsy. Cansortium Holdings out of Florida was issued a license to grow, process and sell medical marijuana according to the Austin American-Statesman. It’s the first crack in what will likely be a long road to full legalization in Texas.
Many experts are debating as to whether or not the dangerous drug touted by dudes who wear Dr. Seuss hats and hemp sandals should even be legal. Here are some of those reasons why weed can kill you:
Ways Weed Can Kill You
-You eat a handful and choke on it.
-A bale of weed falls on your head, crushing your skull.
-You slip on a baggie of green and fall off a cliff
-A semi-truck full of weed veers off the highway and crashes into your bedroom.
-You go to light a bowl in a room filled with leaking natural gas.
-You steal $1.5 million worth of pot from a cartel.
-Marijuana is the name of an escaped circus bear that mauls you on the way to work.
I’m a doctor and I agree!
-Actual Shutterstock Doctor