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Sexy Halloween Costumes for Sexy Men

New Looks Needed!

Halloween is a great excuse for women to wear lingerie and other risque outfits in public. The “sexy” costume has become a staple of late October festivities. Drones of ladies flock downtown or to parties in the skimpiest clothes while men are left to tape cardboard, cat fur and wigs to their bodies.

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Not anymore! In 2013 I introduced my new line of Men’s Slutty Halloween Costumes and now it is time for a few more looks! If you have an idea, share it with me on twitter @theCJMorgan.

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CJ's 2017 Slutty Halloween Costumes

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Steve Throbs 4
Photo by: 
Lisa Friedrich

 

OLDER COSTUMES

Men's Slutty Halloween Costumes

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Really Easy Rider
Photo by: 
Landry Taylor
Mount your crotch rocket and roll into any party wearing the Really Easy Rider costume and let everyone know you’re not afraid to rip it up.

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