Everything you Need to Know About the World Cup
Don't like soccer? You will, you will...
Jul. 11, 2014
You don’t like soccer? It’s boring? The score is too low for you to get your rocks off? There aren’t enough commercial breaks for you to get up and eat more food/ grab a beer?
Clearly, you haven’t been watching hard enough. Kudos to the World Cup cameramen for finding a real reason to love soccer in America.
The US Men’s National Team keeper Tim Howard set a World Cup record with 16 saves in a loss to Belgium
Paraguay didnt make cut. Too bad they have a lot of super models
167 goals have been scored thus far (171 is the record). 15 nip-slips made television (new record)
Uruguay’s Luis Suarez was suspended for biting an Italian player (although victory was imminent)
Brazil experienced the worst loss by a host team in World Cup history
Germany’s Miroslav Klose tied Ronaldo’s World Cup scoring record then surpassed the famous footballer in Die Mannschaft’s 7-1 walluping of Brazil in the semi-finals
Costa Rica and the Netherlands participated in 2 shootouts (pks) each
The Netherlands' dramatic exit from the World Cup set a new Dutch ratings record