Advertisement

CJ's Blog

Blog > CJ's Blog > Everything you Need to Know About the World Cup

Everything you Need to Know About the World Cup

Don't like soccer? You will, you will...

You don’t like soccer? It’s boring? The score is too low for you to get your rocks off?  There aren’t enough commercial breaks for you to get up and eat more food/ grab a beer?

Clearly, you haven’t been watching hard enough. Kudos to the World Cup cameramen for finding a real reason to love soccer in America.

Babes Everywhere

 

The US Men’s National Team keeper Tim Howard set a World Cup record with 16 saves in a loss to Belgium

 

Paraguay didnt make cut. Too bad they have a lot of super models

 

167 goals have been scored thus far (171 is the record). 15 nip-slips made television (new record)

 

Uruguay’s Luis Suarez was suspended for biting an Italian player (although victory was imminent)

 

Brazil experienced the worst loss by a host team in World Cup history


 

Germany’s Miroslav Klose tied Ronaldo’s World Cup scoring record then surpassed the famous footballer in Die Mannschaft’s 7-1 walluping of Brazil in the semi-finals

 

Costa Rica and the Netherlands participated in 2 shootouts (pks) each

 

USA-Belgium nearly sets World Cup ratings record for ESPN

 

The Netherlands' dramatic exit from the World Cup set a new Dutch ratings record

 

 

 

Every year I have a wonderful experience at the Austin City Limits Music Festival but every year several asshats...
In case you haven't noticed, it gets hot in Austin. In 2013, I set out to make an ultimate swimming hole guide...
Have you heard the latest hit song to pop up on the Internetweb? Move over Pineapple Pen guy, THIS is the eHit of...
Every click-bait writer, magazine food critic, and starving co-ed blogger from Chicon to Sam Bass has written...
I am well aware of how ridiculous the notion of a Viking funeral for a little wiener dog is. That being said, I...