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8 Simple Health Tips to Survive Music Festivals

And any other music festival for that matter
CJ Morgan is not a doctor, he just plays one on TV. Furthermore, he does not know what he is talking about but has survived over a decade of hard core festing.
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At last year’s South By Southwest Music Festival I saw far too many dummies being dragged out of crowds by their friends, freaking out on drugs or being helped by medical staff. Partying hard shouldn’t be this difficult! Follow my health tips and you’ll be feeling fine before, during and after every music festival! Trust me, I’ve experimented on myself. 

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Neti Pot
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First and foremost, it’s important that you clean out all the gunk that accumulates in your nose and throat. I use a Neti Pot and gargle with salt water before and after each day of festing. Be sure to thoroughly clean your pot and use distilled or boiled water as you do not want to get a brain fungus.

1) Neti Pot

First and foremost, it’s important that you clean out all the gunk that accumulates in your nose and throat.  I use a Neti Pot and gargle with salt water before and after each day of festing. Be sure to thoroughly clean your pot and use distilled or boiled water as you do not want to get a brain fungus.

2) Drug Right

Yes, drinking heavily, doing coke, dropping molly or taking a few hits of acid sound like a blast. However, those drugs really take a toll on your already exhausted body and brain. Try something safe and natural like hash oil or shrooms. You might freak 

3) Shower Before Bed

Clean off the dust, sweet and skin cells from the people you grinded with before going to bed.

4) Place Crystals in Your Window Sill

Charge crystals in the sun and moonlight than place them in your window to keep the negative energy out and attract positive vibes to your chakras. 

DISCLAIMER: Though obviously satirical, we need to inform you the advice, views and opinions above are CJ's not KLBJ's, that of the SXSWl, it's promoters or any sponsors. If you happen to think that you are a dummy and deserve to get sick.
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