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17 Things You Start to Like and Do as an Old Man

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I’m growing old.

My 25 year-old roommates continually make fun of me for the “old man things” I do around the house. For example, wearing slippers and a robe to hand water the lawn, playing bridge and suffering from old-man injuries.

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Recently, I’ve noticed myself enjoying these things so I set out to find more activities old men love to do. 

17 Things You Start to Do and Like as an Old Man

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Matlock and Naps
What makes this show so good? It puts you to sleep in five minutes. Perfect for afternoon naps in which you have strangely vivid courtroom dreams.

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