CJ's Blog

follow @theCJMorgan listen live 7p-12m All weekend long, KLBJ, Miller Lite and the Captain ™ will be taking over H-E-B to get you hooked up with a backyard bbq package, samples of Miller Lite and even a chance to take a picture with my wiener in front of Guy Fieri’s Camaro SS ...
follow @theCJMorgan listen live 7p-12m Bizarre short stories often crop up in my brain. I usually forget them but on occasion, I open the lid and choose to delve deep within the dangerous well of my mind. Last night I decided to take one of these pointless rants, add sound...
follow @theCJMorgan listen live 7p-12m Could it be true? Have one of the greatest rock bands of all time stolen from other acts? The group Australian Crawl has claimed “ Sweet Child O’ Mine ” was plagiarized from their 1981 song “ Unpublished Critics ." Last night I did some...
follow sierra @nolita_91 We all love Whole Foods , right? I've survived between many paydays just by scavenging the free samples inside. As great as this organic Austin grocery store might be, they sell a few items that leave you thinking "What the gluten free faux fudge carob...
follow @theCJMorgan listen live 7p-12m Working a twelve hour shift and going home to a lonely apartment is not the recipe for a good time. Just because she took everything in the divorce and you're struggling to make ends meet; doesn't mean you have to forgo some pleasantries...
follow @theCJMorgan listen live 7p-12m This is the biggest, baddest and blazingest thing to come out of the University of Texas since Ricky Williams . Valentin Guerin, a music student from France, has patented and built a flame throwing horn. Flame. Throwing. Horn. The Pyro-...
follow @theCJMorgan listen live 7p-12m In case you haven't noticed, it gets hot in Austin. Despite recent rains, the Southwest is going to be in a drought for many years to come. But I'm not here to argue about climate change. I'm here to talk about the best spots to stare at...
follow @theCJMorgan listen live 7p-12m Who knew being mildly out of shape and aging was sexy! According to multiple articles on the Internet, the Dad-Bod is the new thing. That’s right, your father is America’s Sex Symbol . Science has known for a long time women with daddy...
follow @theCJMorgan listen live 7p-12m When debt collectors, telemarketers or some other nuisance mistakenly called the radio station, I don't hang up. I prank them. It usually happens because some crafty listener has scribbled the request line on a credit application instead of...