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The term of our 44th President, and one of the most controversial figures in politics is at an end. Thank God (a non-muslum god, that is). Many community leaders feared this last year was when Obama would ramp up his efforts to take our guns and force mee-mah into a FEMA camp...
It has been less than a year since Miles, CJ’s best friend and paralyzed wiener of ten years passed ( watch Lil Miles go up in flames at his Viking Funeral here ). Last week, CJ met a new friend and is now thinking about adopting her. But is it too soon? Is he ready? The puppy...
Every year I have a wonderful experience at the Austin City Limits Music Festival but every year several asshats almost ruin it for myself and others. To continue with my tradition of sloppily cranking out some click-bait, I decided to jot down a few observations from last year'...
"Love is cursed by monogamy." -Nietzsche It doesn't take a statistician to tell you that of your partner works late, travels a lot, and has an extremely attractive assistant that they are cheating on you. It does take a math nerd, however, to let us know what field these three...
Our life’s purpose forever changed the very moment chemistry and biology (my favorite seventh grade classes) took over. We, as men, began to fixate on the primary focus: getting laid, or the pursuit thereof. That’s right. Men are not complicated. Nature has only doled out one...
Photo by: By Monkey Business Images/Shutterstock Don't get excited yet, hippies - it’s just for a rare form of epilepsy. Cansortium Holdings out of Florida was issued a license to grow, process and sell medical marijuana according to the Austin American-Statesman . It’s the...
Photo: Jenna DeStefano (we have to do this dumb thing where we credit every photo - even in house - because our corporate office doesn’t understand how the Internet works and are scared of being sued by bitch ass copyright trolls so now every post starts with this ugly ass un-...
A representative from the University Oklahoma randomly called into the Dudley and Bob with Matt Show asking for night man CJ Morgan. After a short discussion, we all laughed the incident off. FOLLOW @theCJMorgan | LISTEN 7p-12m | MORE klbjfm.com More Prank Calls SORTA REALTED:...
Our faces tell a story and so does every picture. Last year we documented a group of KLBJ employees who went to Nomad Bar to watch the Cowboys divisional playoff match against the Packers. As the game progressed, so did the group’s alcohol consumption and disappointment. The...