CJ's Blog

Have you seen this dude wandering around downtown Austin? This drunk, Polo wearing twenty-something is not your average 6th Street frat daddy (although he looks like one). His name is Joe and he is one of New York City's finest homeless pick up artists. The 26 year-old has been...
Welcome to my new segment: Don't List Yourself. What follows over the next few weeks will be my Top Ten Lists YOU MUST READ Before Looking At Any Other List. LIST ONE: WORST RADIO DJ NAMES IN AMERICA Tonight we discuss the worst Beatles songs of all time. Most people would...
It was during our family's Christmas dinner in 2000 when my grandmother first tried marijuana. She was recovering from throat cancer, and besides Coors yella bellies and whiskey, had not been consistently eating. That’s until my (former deadhead) cousin from the Outer Banks...
Would you support a giant Barack Obama statue? On Monday news broke in the comments section of KXAN.com about a proposal to build a monument to the United States' 44th President. Last night the Austin City Council pushed the request forward. According to the DP: t he council has...
Alas I have found my next place os residence. It was an exhausting search but I have decided to live inside the Chateau at Costa Bella . No, that's not an apartment complex off 360, it's much bigger! This magnificent dwelling is right on the lake and hit the market at a kewl $9...
Here's an amazing experiment to see the differences between masculine beauty "ideals": 32-year-old radioman CJ Morgan had his picture photoshopped by artists from 25 different areas. He told them to “paint me like one of your French girls” according to their standards. Man...
I received a phone call from a woman looking to conduct a survey. She wanted to know what I felt about the Texas public education system but all I could feel was emotions over a long lost love. GET MORE OF CJ's STUPID PRANK CALLS HERE!
Was math discovered or invented? In our existence exists questions that have always had an answer that does not exist. These unattainable conundrums, must be pondered over the collective ether. Join me, CJ Morgan, for unanswerable questions. Tune in an call with your own...
John called (as he tends to do every day) and gave some advice about how to stay warm during this cold winter. GET MORE OF CJ's STUPID PRANK CALLS HERE!