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Halloween is a great excuse for many women to wear lingerie and other risque outfits in public. The “sexy” costume has become a staple of October 31st festivities. Drones of ladies flock downtown in the skimpiest clothes while men are left to tape cardboard, cat fur and wigs to...
Men are amazing, aren’t they <says in white knight fashion>? Thousands of private conversations have made their way onto the Internet and into the hands of Creepy Text Theatre. Recently, they were able to get former adult film star Sasha Grey to reenact a few of these...
The lord has rise! It has been foretold in Christian lore that Jesus would return and walk the Earth once more. What we didn’t know (thanks to Imgur user Signal37 ) was that he’s a lot like us. Jesus These Days 1 of 9 Share Beach Jump Photo Photo by: Imgur/signal37 Share Field...
As you may or may not know, we are all going to die someday but it may actually be sooner than you think! According to Fox News, powerful ISIS democrats snuck the disease over in the fetuses of aborted babies. There are three confirmed cases in Texas alone and now an official...
Parents be warned! If after Halloween night your kiddos start to display erratic behavior such as extreme laughter, distrust of authority, fascination with Adult Swim programing and ACC (acute carpal cognizance) then they may have been poisoned! Poisoned with awesomeness. Denver...
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Halloween is a great excuse for many women to wear lingerie and other sexy outfits in public. The “slutty” costume has become a staple of October 31stfestivities. Drones of beautiful women flock downtown in the skimpiest clothes while men are left to tape cardboard, cat fur and...
Living in Austin and working in radio has given me an opportunity to see a lot of live music at a variety of venues. Unfortunately, many of the people who attend shows take the experience for granted. Maybe it is today’s youth culture, the technology or the frequency of touring...
Another disgruntled listener called to complain about our music selection. Instead of arguing, I let my horn sound effects solve our differences. Sorry I play Sweet Leaf too much.