CJ's Blog

Editors note: These are the poorly typed out, drunken opinions of CJ Morgan. I’ve always thought of Alex Jones as entertainment. Then, at some point, I started listening to his radio show and drank the Info Wars Kool-Aid. FOLLOW @theCJMorgan | LISTEN 7p-12m | MORE klbjfm.com I...
The best pranks are those done to the people closest to you again, again, and again. Occasionally I like to go around the KLBJ office with my Snapchat in hand and keep m co-workers on their toes. FOLLOW @theCJMorgan | LISTEN 7p-12m | MORE klbjfm.com #FishBra is the Sexy New...
Long have I desired to possess a powerful promo weapon. The type of device that can hush a crowd while dispensing swag at a rapid speed. That’s when I came up with the KLBJ Koozie cannon. A large, loud gun that will fire koozies tens of inches from it’s barrel. As legend has it...
Who says Trump supporters are completely void of any sort of humor, controlled by hate, and filled with black bile from years of not pooping/having sex? FOLLOW @theCJMorgan | LISTEN 7p-12m | MORE klbjfm.com To kick off the Republican National Convention , two unconventional...
EDITORS NOTE: CJ Morgan is a poor writer and clickbait creator. In order to fine tune his skills, we've asked him to come up with weekly concepts based off of pictures he found on Shutterstock. I’m growing old. My 25 year-old roommates continually make fun of me for the “old man...
Every click-bait website in Austin has told you where to get the Best BBQ , 12 Secret Swimming Holes and the Top Ten Dive Bars . Same crap. Different blog. Who cares? Is any of that information we need or want? No. That’s why I love writing for KLBJ-FM . I actually get to be a e...
In the midst of all the strife in America, Internet enthusiasts are tuning out of the real word and tuning into the new hit app: Pokémon Go. Tonight, much like Tinder, I tried to f them all! FOLLOW @theCJMorgan | LISTEN 7p-12m | MORE klbjfm.com Pokémon Go 1 of 11 Share Fennekin...
What happens when people call the wrong station? We mess with them. What happens when you get busted by the other station? This... FOLLOW @theCJMorgan | LISTEN 7p-12m | MORE klbjfm.com Check out more CJ phone calls and pranks here! SORTA RELATED: Sell Your Body for Science Make...
Since I was old enough to ride my bike to the fireworks stand, I've been blowing up hundreds of dollars a year every Fourth of July. Recently, I've only begun to invest my hard earned money on the big things (mostly double, triple and quadruple break artillery shells). I would...