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follow @theCJMorgan Welcome to part two of the never ending saga known as 6th Street Fails ! The amazing picture (above) captured by photographer Dawson Smith and a minor altercation with a drunk dude-bro at Bikinis last Friday has inspired me to post another round of drunk-...
follow @theCJMorgan ESPN Reporter and sports darling Britt McHenry was caught on video verbal assaulting a parking attendant. She essential called the employe fat, stupid and of poor dental hygiene. McHenry's outburst is a perfect example of a privileged jerk bitching out...
follow @theCJMorgan I'm not always such a bitter, sarcastic and spite filled radioman. In fact, once you get through my soft shell, you'll find a creamy center. What lies there? My wiener. Everywhere I go my sweet baby boy tags along. In 2011 Miles' disc ruptured and I had...
follow @theCJMorgan As if you needed another reason to hate this team! In typical Spurs fashion, they have gone on an 11 game winning streak and are poised to take the number 2 seed in the West (and probably win it all come June). Today the team released a bizarre video in which...
follow @theCJMorgan Do you have babies? Do these babies throw tantrums before bed and constantly wake you up in the middle of the night? Of course they do. They are babies. Fear not my friends I have found a solution! Back in 2009 I recorded a series of nursery rhymes as poetic...
follow @theCJMorgan Last year the Austin City Council passed an ordinance banning the use of hand-held mobile devices while driving. The law went into effect on January 1st but officers will start enforcing it with citations instead of warnings as of today (February 2nd)...
follow @theCJMorgan April Fool’s Day is almost here! Don’t stress about setting up elaborate, over-the-top gags. I am a year-round prankster (now known as troll). Here are a few simple and fun things you can do to make the most out of your April Fool’s Day and the worst out of...
follow @theCJMorgan There are few things that annoy me more than my co-workers. Luckily, I have lived with several roommates, worked a lot of places and learned how to properly handle interpersonal relationships. Instead of being an angry jerk, leave your co-workers notes, like...
follow @theCJMorgan What happens when a listener puts our request line on a credit application and fails to pay off the debt? Reverse Prank Calls happen. Some scumbag lawyer tried to call and steal my silver! To make matters worse, he refused and innovation to have dinner with...