Election Update: If Romney Wins We'll Be Totes Tight With Britain
Posted 7/25/2012 2:11:00 PM

It appears the Mitt Romney campaign finds itself to be tighter with Britain due to its lack of melanin. In other words, Romney advisors suggested they were in a better position to comprehend the ties between Britain and the U.S. than Obama because the President has African roots.


“We are part of an Anglo-Saxon heritage, and he feels that the special relationship is special,” the adviser said of Romney to The Daily Telegraph. “The White House didn’t fully appreciate the shared history we have,” he added.


The advisers chose to speak anonymously because “"Romney's campaign requested that they not criticize the President to foreign media.”  So despite the racial insensitivity, if Romney is elected into office we know our affairs with Britain will be better than ever because our country will be governed by a white dude, like that's never happened before.

Posted By: Elizabeth  

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