Wanna Party On The Lake This Weekend?
Posted 7/17/2013 1:30:00 PM

People ask me all the time if these phone calls are real, or if I edit them. They're real, trust me. This is my life.

Let me first say that I love all my Rowdy Rockers and their day drinking habits. Secondly, I don't think two dudes and a blow up doll constitute an orgy. But hey, I'm not one to judge, so keep on keeping on if that is your sense of fun. Thirdly, I hardly think it's proper etiquette to invite someone to an orgy, and then also tell them they need to bring chips, dip, drinks and ice. Here's hoping you’re having an amazing weekend, with or without a blow up doll orgy. If you want me to reply to this invitation for ya, lemme know. I could probably swing a plus 1 for you as well. Swing... see what I did there?

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