GREAT NEWS for the ladies...
Posted 7/9/2013 6:58:00 AM

GEORGE CLOONEY IS SINGLE AGAIN!!!  HALLELUJAH.  He and Stacy Keibler have called it quits.  Allegedly, SHE called it off, but we all know that's not true.

She claims he was "not the man to settle down with" because she wants kids and stuff. s$#t!?  It took her that long to figure out he's a man-whore??  We don't blame you, Stacy.  We'd have clung on as long as humanly possible as well.

George, call me.

Posted By: Autumn  
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