http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/index.aspxWeekdays from 9a - 1pen-usCopyright 2013, KLBJ-FMThu, 20 Jun 2013 09:37:03 GMTWed, 19 Jun 2013 18:51:30 GMT1http://emmisinteractive.comOphidiophobes already have a lot to be afraid of. Not only are snakes sneakily hiding in dark holes and piles of leaves, but they can also be found slithering around in water too. Snakes are the masters of all terrains. It would seem that the only place to be truly protected from the no-legged sliders would be in the comfort of your own home, right?Wrong. From the looks of this video, it appears these slimy reptiles aren't going to let a simple door nob stop them from getting where they want to be. After watching this video, it appears that the time has come to start peaceful negotiation talks with these snakes, before it's too late. Just remember, they could be anywhere.   ____________________________________________What's wrong with this Picture? Great Redneck Family Photos____________________________________________http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10559281http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10559281Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:51:30 GMTAs an observer of humanity, it is my duty to occasionally make notes and discuss them with you- in hopes they improve society and our overall wellbeing. Here are my notes for this week: Have we seen the music video with Lil Wayne stomping on a flag or are we just getting jingoistic & angry over an out of context picture that leaked? Or, are we just trying to get some blog hits? Remember that the Supreme Court has ruled that flag desecration is protected by the same constitution that protects the gun you want to shoot Weezy with (see below)   Stop. With. The. Sports. Memes. I have yet to ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever see one that is clever or funny. Even for the teams I support.New Kanye lyrics say: I keep it 300 like the Romans. That was the Spartans. Who were ...http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10559256cj@klbjfm.com (CJ)http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10559256Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:51:13 GMTFilling your ears with creamy scoops of Hollywood gossip! I’m Casey James and this is your Skinny. Pitbull bought a new hat. The rapper is celebrating another year being in the game – which is great news for all disabled person who suffer from the same disease. Pitbull has a rare condition in which he can only utter one word or phrase.  The disease has become popular thanks to a character on HBO’s Game of Thrones who can only say HODOR. Does Lady Gaga have a new cat? Rumors are that pictures of her pussy have surfaced on the internet. I have yet to see them myself but is you Google Gaga’s pussy you can see the furry little critter. Congrats on the new pet gagz!Speaking of good girls gone bad, Miley Cyrus has turned in to quite the naughty lil goaty goat. The singer and actress gone baaaaaad ...http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10559295cj@klbjfm.com (CJ)http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10559295Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:50:58 GMTI was lying in bed looking at pictures on the interwebs when I stumbled on this wedding photo. I thought to myself “why is this funny or exciting”. Then it hit me. I was amazed that it took me so long to realize what was going on… then I remembered that I was slightly intoxicated. See if you can find what’s weird about this wedding picture: jj http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10559226cj@klbjfm.com (CJ)http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10559226Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:46:10 GMTAm I a redneck? Yes. I rode a dirtbike this weekend, I own and shoot a bow and as a child I had a rat tail. So, I am allowed to make fun of my own. Enjoy these pictures my people many found at FunnyorDie.com.     _____________________________Important Message about textingThis pic got me blocked from Facebook______________________________http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558721cj@klbjfm.com (CJ)http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558721Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:20:57 GMTAs a young man, I experienced a strange encounter with a bright light and figures in my backyard. When I grew older, I realized that I lived off the highway and simply watched way to much of the X-Files. That being said, I still have a fascination and a belief that something else out there exists. What are UFOs? By the end of the 11 o’clock topic, we will discover an answer to this question. 512.973.8300 to tell your story.     _________________________________Important Message about textingThis pic got me blocked from Facebook______________________________http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558726cj@klbjfm.com (CJ)http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558726Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:49:28 GMTEvery person who grew up with MTV has angrily asked one question: Why the F don’t you play music videos anymore???? We finally have an answer to these questions. Thanks to Ask an Executive, we can understand a little more as to why the network gave up on its initial programing philosophy. Important Message about textingThis pic got me blocked from Facebook______________________________http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558654cj@klbjfm.com (CJ)http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558654Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:18:34 GMTDo you text? If so, please watch this video. It's only 1:30 long and the message is very important. I guarantee you will thank me later. I should also warn you that this video is not safe for work.   Do you feel better about your plan now? I hope so.______________________________The sexiest Kate Upton Gif EVERBowie's face is hidden in the Labyrinth______________________________http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558138cj@klbjfm.com (CJ)http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558138Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:07:06 GMTDon’t you love beauty pageants? It’s one thing to get up in front of a crowd and look good. It’s another thing to have to speak - not just talk, but give a logical response to a loaded question. For most beauty queens, their answers are rehearsed talking points (like politicians at debates) that can be used with most questions. Miss Utah has quite possibly given us the best pageant video since the infamous miss Carolina back in 2007. Coming up at 10:55, I'll ask Carissa a few pageant questions and see how hard it really is. And this...   ______________________________Important Message about textingThis pic got me blocked from Facebook______________________________http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558193cj@klbjfm.com (CJ)http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558193Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:06:48 GMTAs a new age radioman, I enjoy incorporating my blog and social media into my show. It is now standard throughout the industry that jocks blog regularly and maintain a certain click quota. Unfortunately, I was very busy today and unable to fulfill my posting goals. Luckily, @OhNoRobertLuke, found this magical piece of click bate (no pun intended) that is sure to be more powerful than anything else I could have created and put on the net. Scroll down and I will give you, pure, utter, online decadence -   ______________________________Bowie's face is hidden in the Labyrinth Tips for using Hashtags______________________________http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558249cj@klbjfm.com (CJ)http://www.klbjfm.com/cj/Blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10558249Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:55:47 GMT